8/17/2023 0 Comments Nerd adventure 2 svs![]() ![]() I’m sure they’re nice too, but if I had to fill a roster of the All-Youtube-Douchebag Olympics, I’d probably just use them and Channel Awesome’s staff and call it a day.Īpparently, most people didn’t get the Captain N joke here. Like, you know, basically everyone else who appears on the Cinemassacre channel. As opposed to your average YouTube star, almost all of whom come across like complete fucking tools. At least James Rolfe seems like he’s a nice guy. Instead of being someone who, once every 18 months, remembers the show exists at 3AM when I get sick of binge-watching VFX Artists React. If the show could pull off gags like that more often, I’d of actually become a fan. ![]() Really, the Nerd’s best bits are the ones that have a set-up and pay off, like actually landing the plane in Top Gun using the Power Glove. Hopefully it’ll be gone by time #3 comes out. I just don’t find that particular running gag to be funny. How about a good faith effort towards removing that gag from your show, and maybe kick a few bucks to Doctors Without Borders? I’ll do it too, just to show there’s no hard feelings. Seriously, who snickers at the idea of shitting yourself to death? I can’t believe I, of all people, am saying this, but hey James Rolfe and crew: grow the fuck up. If you think diarrhea is funny, you might actually be one. ![]() You know, as Indie Gamer Chick, I only pretend to be a psychopath. Also known as that thing that kills millions of people every year, especially children. The Angry Video Game Nerd has a HUGE fascination with diarrhea. And murder by crotch shot? It’s why I can’t play as Cassie Cage in Mortal Kombat XI unless I’m prepared to spend the next hour getting stains out of the couch. I’m more of a fan of crotch shots and casual murder, as long as effort is put into both. It’s funny because it’s poop, and poop is funny all by itself. He just strings them together like a third grader filling in every blank in his Mad Libs book with the word “shit.” The majority of AVGN bits and jokes seem to have never evolved past the idea that fecal matter is the single most hilarious thing ever. Which, yea, I do that too, but at least I try to be clever about it. Which is not to say I’ve never found AVGN funny. It’s one of those YouTube shows that caters to people born before me who also realized that some games suck (“wait, I thought it was just me who hated Back to the Future on the NES!”) who also never grew out of singing the Diarrhea Song (“When you’re sliding into first and you feel a sudden burst.”). I’ve never been the biggest Angry Video Game Nerd fan. ![]()
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